My wife recently acquired a paper sack full of old Archie comics. The kids are reading them constantly.
Yesterday I noticed this cover.
Oh, Veronica, you slut.
Which is what they were thinking way back in 1978.
But wait a minute!
Isn’t this the same Archie who not only is known to date both Veronica and Betty (who is also pictured, listening to Archie talk about kissing Ronnie), but who is constantly trying to kiss any girl he sees?
Archie you stud!
BUT WAIT A MINUTE
Veronica kisses six boys in a week and that’s shameful. Archie does the same, and he’s a hero.
The real reaction should be “Archie, you poor hypocritical misogynist.”
See, the picture isn’t funny if Archie doesn’t assume he’s the only one Ronnie’s been kissing. He expects complete fidelity from the girls he’s playing against each other.
Archie comics, from what I can tell, is much more enlightened these days. We really shouldn’t hold a cover from more than thirty years ago against them. I just thought it was an interesting thing to note.